Johnny’s Explanation
Johnny explains, “I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.”
The Principal’s Confusion
The principal probes further, “Then why are you laughing?”
Johnny’s Retort
“Because those idiots are stuck in the class smelling my fart while I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”
Claire is heartbroken when she receives a letter from her grandmother—who raised her—cutting off all contact. The message is cold and final: no visits, no calls. Her…
never intended to shut them out—she had been misled and made to believe they no longer cared. With Marie’s help, Claire brings in a lawyer to reverse…
I was driving along County Road 12 on a hectic morning when I noticed something unexpected by the side of the road—a small group of four boxer…
Later, when my friend Tate—a veterinary technician—saw the tag, his expression turned grave and he fell into a long, thoughtful silence. He mentioned that he’d seen something…
An 85-year-old couple, married for almost 60 years, tragically passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with…
“Incredible!” the wife said. “And the green fees?” “Free,” St. Peter chuckled. “This is Heaven.” Then, they toured a five-star restaurant featuring an all-you-can-eat feast—Wagyu beef, lobster,…
