Johnny’s Explanation
Johnny explains, “I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.”
The Principal’s Confusion
The principal probes further, “Then why are you laughing?”
Johnny’s Retort
“Because those idiots are stuck in the class smelling my fart while I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”
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