Did Santa get you that?

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”

Related Posts

David Letterman’s question that left Jennifer Aniston very uncomfortable

David Letterman was once celebrated as the king of late-night television, known for his sharp wit and ability to keep audiences entertained. However, in today’s cultural climate,…

David question that left Jennifer Aniston very uncomfortable

Dressed in a black button-down blouse paired with stylish black shorts, Aniston looked effortlessly chic. However, instead of focusing on her work, Letterman’s attention was elsewhere. “That’s a…

77-year-old Goldie Hawn’s body caused mixed reactions

Goldie Hawn forgot how old she was and appeared in a bodysuit!  Her noticeably aged appearance came as a disappointment for the fans! Believe it or not, Goldie…

Goldie Hawn’s body caused mixed reactions

People didn’t expect to see her wrinkled skin and loss of elasticity.

Alone and Afraid: The Moment They Found This Poor Soul on the Street

When they found Hidey on the streets, they knew it was in dire straits. Cats are seen as independent, but some breeds need regular grooming. Hidey suffered…

When they found this unfortunate creature on the street…

Neglect resulted from her owner’s Alzheimer’s, leaving Hidey unable to groom herself. She became a symbol of caring for elderly people and their pets. CEO Dan Rossi…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *