Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
King Charles and Queen Camilla began a four-day visit to the United States on Monday, a trip that has drawn attention due to recent discussions surrounding the…
King Charles and Queen Camilla began a four-day visit to the United States on Monday, a trip that has drawn attention due to recent discussions surrounding the…
When I learned my husband had been unfaithful—with my own sister—it felt like everything familiar collapsed at once. The pain wasn’t just about the relationship ending; it…
When I learned my husband had been unfaithful—with my own sister—it felt like everything familiar collapsed at once. The pain wasn’t just about the relationship ending; it…
They say not everyone stays, yet few people talk about how quietly distance can grow. There’s often no clear ending—just small changes that slowly turn presence into…
They say not everyone stays, yet few people talk about how quietly distance can grow. There’s often no clear ending—just small changes that slowly turn presence into…
