Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
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Recalling his reaction, Pacenza shared with The Salt Lake Tribune, “It stood out to me because of how aggressive, confrontational, and political the message was. I’m used…
When my sister asked me to watch her 11-year-old son, Reuben, for a few days, I brought him to my quiet farm—no screens, just chores and silence….
“THIS IS WHERE I MATTER.” It wrecked me. He later told me, “Mom’s always tired or mad. I try not to be extra.” That word—extra—hit hard. I…
One morning, Claire received a letter from her beloved grandmother, coldly telling her not to visit again. Shocked, she called her sisters—both had received the same message….
With the truth exposed, the original will was reinstated, and Jenna’s actions were confronted. Though their grandmother forgave Jenna, the trust was deeply damaged. Claire and her…
