Rittenhouse Donates Goldberg’s Lawsuit Money to Patriot Prayer

If you’ve haven’t heard by now about the lawsuits filed by Kyle Rittenhouse against talk show host and movie personality Whoopi Goldberg, they are substantial. For all of her hate speech on television’s The View, it’s costing her millions in recompense.

Rittenhouse, however, is still pretty young, and not used to having any real money or moral turpitude, and has donated a large amount of that racist’s money to Patriot Prayer, a charity organization that fights against the fascist liberal left. It’s often called the “Anti-Antifa.”

Judge Joe Barron, when adjucating the case, noted that “several laws about libel and defamation and nasty talk in general have been broken here,” and immediately rewarded Kyle with eleventy-million dollars.

Clete Torris, the head baseball bat organizer for Patriot Prayer, says that Rittenhouse has already paid for quite a few steak and lobster dinners, hot tub vacations, and stand-up arcade style “Robotron” machines.

“He’s really helped the organization more than I can even explain. I mean, before he and his sweet sweet money came along, we all lived in a phone booth down by the garbage dump. And the phone didn’t work. We all pooped in coffee cans.”

Pooping or not, it really sounds like a great place for that Goldberg Gold to go. Good on ya, Kyle.

Related Posts

I Was Fired for Showing Kindness — Then Came the Brooch

The bookstore was my quiet refuge—sunlight through tall windows, the scent of old paper, and a calm that made each shift feel safe. That peace broke when…

Political Responses Emerge After Alex Pretti’s Passed in Minneapolis

Federal authorities are investigating a fatal encounter during an immigration enforcement operation in Minneapolis in which ICU nurse Alex Jeffrey Pretti was shot by a federal agent….

I Followed My Husband for a Day — Everything Changed After That

All I wanted was a simple answer, not a mystery wrapped in a child’s crayon lines. December was already hectic, and I assumed my biggest worry would…

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau Attend World Economic Forum Events

Katy Perry drew widespread attention at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, on January 20, 2026, appearing alongside her boyfriend, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau….

She Was Bullied, Broke, and Unstoppable — Now She’s an Oscar Winner

Jessica Chastain’s story doesn’t begin with red carpets or Hollywood glamour—it begins with empty cupboards, harsh words, and a childhood that demanded toughness far too early. Long…

A 63-Acre Dream Property for Hunters and Nature Lovers

This 62.55-acre property in Freeport, Ohio, combines wooded acreage, open fields, and a lodge-style residence. Built in 1998, the home features five bedrooms and three bathrooms, providing…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *