Rittenhouse Donates Goldberg’s Lawsuit Money to Patriot Prayer

If you’ve haven’t heard by now about the lawsuits filed by Kyle Rittenhouse against talk show host and movie personality Whoopi Goldberg, they are substantial. For all of her hate speech on television’s The View, it’s costing her millions in recompense.

Rittenhouse, however, is still pretty young, and not used to having any real money or moral turpitude, and has donated a large amount of that racist’s money to Patriot Prayer, a charity organization that fights against the fascist liberal left. It’s often called the “Anti-Antifa.”

Judge Joe Barron, when adjucating the case, noted that “several laws about libel and defamation and nasty talk in general have been broken here,” and immediately rewarded Kyle with eleventy-million dollars.

Clete Torris, the head baseball bat organizer for Patriot Prayer, says that Rittenhouse has already paid for quite a few steak and lobster dinners, hot tub vacations, and stand-up arcade style “Robotron” machines.

“He’s really helped the organization more than I can even explain. I mean, before he and his sweet sweet money came along, we all lived in a phone booth down by the garbage dump. And the phone didn’t work. We all pooped in coffee cans.”

Pooping or not, it really sounds like a great place for that Goldberg Gold to go. Good on ya, Kyle.

Related Posts

Melania Trump Welcomes the White House Christmas Tree with Grace and Holiday Magic

The arrival of the White House Christmas tree on November 24, 2025, carried all the familiar charm of a long-standing American tradition, yet it was First Lady…

They Called John Travolta’s Daughter “Chubby”—Look at Her Now

Ella Bleu Travolta, daughter of John Travolta and the late Kelly Preston, grew up surrounded by creativity, family love, and the unique rhythm of life in the…

A Gentle Disagreement That Strengthened Our Love

My girlfriend made fried eggs for me. I noticed that she didn’t even rinse the eggs—she just cracked them and cooked them. My mother ALWAYS rinsed eggs…

My Stepdad’s Final Words… and the Truth They Revealed

I drove my stepdad to the ER on a cold, heavy morning after he suffered a heart attack. He tried to insist he was “fine,” but I…

I Was a Single Dad for 17 Years — Then Their Mom Returned Out of Nowhere

Seventeen years after my wife Vanessa left our home, walked away from our newborn twin sons, and disappeared from our lives completely, she returned without warning—just minutes…

She Saw a Bracelet on a Little Girl — and Her Whole World Stopped

Linette’s ordinary grocery trip took a haunting turn when she noticed a little girl wearing a silver bracelet identical to the one she had buried with her…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *