Rittenhouse Donates Goldberg’s Lawsuit Money to Patriot Prayer

If you’ve haven’t heard by now about the lawsuits filed by Kyle Rittenhouse against talk show host and movie personality Whoopi Goldberg, they are substantial. For all of her hate speech on television’s The View, it’s costing her millions in recompense.

Rittenhouse, however, is still pretty young, and not used to having any real money or moral turpitude, and has donated a large amount of that racist’s money to Patriot Prayer, a charity organization that fights against the fascist liberal left. It’s often called the “Anti-Antifa.”

Judge Joe Barron, when adjucating the case, noted that “several laws about libel and defamation and nasty talk in general have been broken here,” and immediately rewarded Kyle with eleventy-million dollars.

Clete Torris, the head baseball bat organizer for Patriot Prayer, says that Rittenhouse has already paid for quite a few steak and lobster dinners, hot tub vacations, and stand-up arcade style “Robotron” machines.

“He’s really helped the organization more than I can even explain. I mean, before he and his sweet sweet money came along, we all lived in a phone booth down by the garbage dump. And the phone didn’t work. We all pooped in coffee cans.”

Pooping or not, it really sounds like a great place for that Goldberg Gold to go. Good on ya, Kyle.

Related Posts

A Family’s Plea After a Sudden and Devastating Tick-Borne Illness

A slight fever and a bit of fatigue didn’t seem like anything serious at first. It was the kind of discomfort most people ignore. But behind it…

A simple favor for my elderly neighbor turned into something I’ll never forget

When I stopped to help my elderly neighbor, Mrs. Whitmore, after she fell in her yard, I never imagined how deeply that moment would shape my life….

I Never Expected a Bracelet to Teach Me What Love Really Means

Last year, my mom passed away, and one of the few things that kept me connected to her was a beautiful bracelet she had worn almost every…

There’s a Secret Spot in My Hallway I Never Noticed Until Today…

When I moved into my 1940s home, I noticed a peculiar little nook in the hallway—only a few feet high with a peaked top. Too small for…

Little Johnny Walks In… and What He Says Next Is Hilarious

One afternoon, while Johnny’s mom was relaxing in a warm bath, little Johnny suddenly walked into the bathroom. His eyes filled with curiosity as he noticed something…

The Truth I Wasn’t Ready For—Not Once, Not Twice

At 14, I was so poor I used to pretend I forgot my lunch. It was easier than admitting there was no food at home. My mom…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *