An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. “You were speeding,” the cop said. “I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”
“Yep,” the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
“These flies are terrible,” the trooper complained.
“Yep,” the farmer said. “Those are circle flies.”

“What’s a circle fly?”
“Them flies that circle a horse’s ass,” answered the farmer. “Them are circle flies.”
“You wouldn’t be calling me a horse’s ass, would you?” The trooper angrily asked.
“Nope, I didn’t,” the farmer replied. “But you just can’t fool them flies.
Jacob asked his teacher some tricky questions. It’s funny!
A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?”