(2) Why Flies Kept Circling an Old Farmer

The teacher said, “I don’t know, how?”
Jacob then said, “You open the door and put it in there!”
Then Jacob asked the teacher another question “How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?”
The teacher then replied, “Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?”
Jacob said, “No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.”
Then he asked another question…”All the animals went to the lion’s birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?”

The teacher was a bit confused and said “The lion?”
Then the student said, “No, the giraffe because he’s still in the fridge.”
Then he asked her just one more question….”If there is a river full of alligators and you wanted to get across it, how would you”
The teacher then says, “You would walk over the bridge.”
Then Jacob says, “No, you would swim across because all the alligators are at the lion’s birthday party!”

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