The morning before Halloween, I opened the door and froze. My car dripped with egg yolk and toilet paper like a horror-movie prop. “Mommy, is the car sick?” my son Noah whispered. I’m Emily—36, nurse, single mom of three. I’d parked in front of my neighbor Derek’s house, not knowing I was blocking his “graveyard” display. Derek treats Halloween like the Olympics—fog machines, skeletons, fireworks. When I knocked on his door, he smirked. “Yeah, I egged it. You blocked my setup. Don’t be so dramatic.”
“You couldn’t leave a note?” I said. He shrugged. “Not my problem. You chose to have kids. Park somewhere else.” I smiled tightly. “Okay.” That night, while my kids slept, I took photos, videos, and collected witness statements from neighbors who’d seen him. The next day, I filed a police report, got a $500 detailing quote, and slid a demand letter under his door—with the HOA cc’ed.
Two days later, Derek knocked. “This is ridiculous,” he grumbled. “You vandalized my car,” I said. “Pay or explain it to a judge.” He handed me the paid receipt and even showed up with a bucket and rags to help clean. My kids watched from the couch, wide-eyed.
“The skeleton man is washing our car?” Max asked. “Because he made it dirty,” Lily said. Exactly. Sometimes justice isn’t loud—it’s paperwork, boundaries, and a calm smile while your neighbor scrubs egg off your mirror. And sometimes that’s all the revenge you need.
