Dear God,thank you for loving me. Thank you for this day and the beautiful world I live in. Thank you for family and friends to play and share with. Thank you for my home- for clothes and food and a safe place to be.
Thank you for my church and for those who are teaching me. Dear God, help me do what you want me to do. Forgive me for when I do things wrong like when I hurt myself and hurt you. Make me be the best that I can be to everyone. In Jesus’s name. I pray. Amen.
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok…
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French cinema icon Brigitte Bardot has died at the age of 91, her foundation announced in a statement shared with Agence France-Presse. No details were given regarding the time…
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A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever…
Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”
