Flight Attendant Gives Hilarious Response

The airline industry has certainly seen its share of problems in recent years. Not only do they have to deal with people who are often frustrated, they have to do so with a smile on their face. As you can imagine, it is very difficult for some of them to hold back from saying what is actually on their mind.

Whenever they do have the opportunity to do it, however, it is usually one of the most awesome things you could possibly imagine. That is what happened in this case when a male flight attendant had a run-in with a rich, pushy passenger. The results will have you laughing out loud.

A gay flight attendant had a very interesting way of dealing with a snobbish passenger who refused to put their tray up for landing. This woman was asked to raise her tray by the flight-attendant but she didn’t budge and instead spoke condescendingly. You’ll never guess what he said.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us:

”Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:

“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

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