A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and fires.
He can see he’s hit the bear, so he chases after it.
When he finally catches up to the bear, the bear is clutching his shoulder and says,
“Was it you who shot me?” The hunter says, “Sure was.”
The bear says, “You need to be taught a lesson.”

The bear strips off the hunter’s clothes, bends him over, and has his way with him.
Several minutes later the hunter struggles to his feet, pulls himself together, and vows to find that bear.
He searches through the woods, up and over hills, and then he spots it 500 yards away.
He takes aim with his rifle, pulls the trigger, can see that he pegged it right in the leg, and sets off after it.