The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor.
“In front of you?” he asks shyly.
The nurse says: “Well no, but I’ve seen the naked human body before.”
The man said, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my naked body.”

“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse to the patient, “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” said the man, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and girth it was almost identical to a AAA battery.