An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”.
The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you like this tattoo?”
Old lady: “actually I want two, one on the inside of my left thigh and one and the inside of my right thigh”
Artist: “you know how much this will hurt? Are you really sure you want them there?”
Old lady barks at him: “of course I know that’s where I want them! I don’t care how much it will hurt!”
Artist: “okay, whatever you want then. Let’s take a look at art the art book to see if there is something you want.” Old lady: “I already…
French cinema icon Brigitte Bardot has died at the age of 91, her foundation announced in a statement shared with Agence France-Presse. No details were given regarding the time…
Born in Paris in 1934, Bardot trained as a ballerina before finding fame as a model and actress. She rose to international stardom in the 1950s after…
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever…
Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”
Nighttime wake-ups are a common experience, and for many people they can feel frustrating and exhausting. Falling asleep may come easily, but staying asleep through the night…
