‘You like what you see?’
Fellers, she had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said,
‘Yes, ma’am, I do!’”
Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says,
‘Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!’
So I pulled on my boots and here I am.
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Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”
