A married couple is asleep when the phone rings at 3AM.
The wife answers it, and after a few seconds she replies,
“How should I know? We’re 300 miles inland.”
The husband asks, “Who was that, dear?”
“I don’t know. Some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear.”
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