this lighthearted joke.

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose girl.”
The priest looks up and asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father.”
“And who was the girl?” the priest presses.
“I can’t say, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”

The priest frowns. “I’ll find out sooner or later. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Nina Capelli?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Cathy Piriano?”
“I’m sorry, Father.”

“Rosa DiAngelo?”
“I still can’t tell you.”
The priest sighs. “You’re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and must atone. You’re banned from being an altar boy for four months. Now go and behave yourself.”
Joey returns to his pew, where his friend Franco leans over and whispers, “So what did you get?”
Joey grins.
“Four months’ vacation… and five good leads!”