hostess hadn’t come down yet. Worried she might be sick or confused, he called her hotel room.
She answered immediately — sobbing.

“I can’t get out of my room!” she cried.
The captain paused. “You can’t get out of your room? Why not?”
Still crying, she explained, “There are only three doors in here!”

He frowned. “Three?”
“Yes!” she said. “One is the bathroom… one is the closet… and the third has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’ — so I can’t use that one!”