Two blondes are having lunch. One whispers, “I’m getting a boob job.” The other replies, “That’s nothing, I’m getting my arsehole bleached!”First blonde gasps, “Oh wow! I didn’t know your boyfriend was getting highlights too!” A blonde asks for “extra decaf” to help her stay awake while figuring out life.

• At a car dealership, she wants a tow truck on standby—just in case she accidentally drives off.
• While baking, she misreads “preheat oven” as something to find on food labels.
• At a science museum, she thinks electrons use highways.
• • She calls tech support because typing “hello” gives her “ohlel.”
  • She mistakes a discount button at a store for magic.
  • Trying virtual reality, she asks if it includes vacations to outer space.
  • In yoga class, she worries being too zen will make her forget her slippers.
  • At karaoke, she sings and hopes the mic isn’t “too loud for her sparkle.”
  • She wants a pet parrot that does magic tricks—ideally one that says “Abracadabra.”
  • While gardening, she wonders why her plants haven’t called her “mom.”

  Final Note:
  These jokes playfully highlight quirky misunderstandings and cheerful outlooks. With their charm and light humor, they’re meant to entertain—not offend.

• Enjoy the laughs—because even when life gets confusing, a good punchline always finds its way through!