2) Little Johnny Walks in on his mother

“Dad,” he said curiously, “what’s that big long thing hanging between your legs?” His father chuckled and answered simply, “That’s called a snake, son.” A few days later, Johnny walked into the bathroom again and saw his mom in the tub.

His curiosity hadn’t faded, and this time, he noticed something else.
“Mom,” he asked, “what are those two saggy things hanging above your belly button?” With a warm smile, she replied, “Those are my headlights, sweetie.”

Related Posts

Team USA Releases Update on Lindsey Vonn’s Condition Following Terrifying Crash

An official update has been released on Lindsey Vonn’s condition after the American skiing legend crashed during the women’s downhill final at the Winter Olympics in Cortina….

Team USA Releases Update on Lindsey Vonn’s Condition Following Terrifying Crash

An official update has been released on Lindsey Vonn’s condition after the American skiing legend crashed during the women’s downhill final at the Winter Olympics in Cortina….

Encouraging Update About Marcia Brady Brings Fresh Hope

Although the series did not achieve high ratings during its original broadcast, it later found strong success through syndication. Over time, it became a cultural favorite, leading…

Encouraging Update About Marcia Brady Brings Fresh Hope

Although the series did not achieve high ratings during its original broadcast, it later found strong success through syndication. Over time, it became a cultural favorite, leading…

Catherine O’Hara Remembered After Her Last Public Appearance

Catherine O’Hara, the beloved actress whose work shaped generations of comedy fans, has died at age 71 following a brief illness. Best known for her iconic roles…

Catherine O’Hara Remembered After Her Last Public Appearance

Catherine O’Hara, the beloved actress whose work shaped generations of comedy fans, has died at age 71 following a brief illness. Best known for her iconic roles…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *