A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance!” screams the husband. “It’s three o’clock in the morning!”

He slams the door and returns to bed.“Who was that?” asked his wife. “Just some drunk guy asking for a push.” he answers. “Did you help him?” she asks. “No, I did not! It’s three in the morning and it’s pouring out!”