2) A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck

“I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…” “But officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,

Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.” “Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.” LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day.

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