A Blonde’s Late-Night Call to Her Boyfriend

Secondly, let’s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and… put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?”

In a classroom, the teacher asks the students to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow. Soon, Little Johnny raises his hand to show he’s finished and displays a blank sheet of paper.

“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.

“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away,” Johnny explains.

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