THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

“Blonde Names Her Dogs Rolex and Timex—But Her HILARIOUS Explanation Will Leave You in Stitches! 😂 Wait Until You Hear Why!”
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOO0……,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’!

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