Battle of witty comebacks

1A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.

Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”.

The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a fifty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of a 22-year-old.”

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