Paddy’s wife gave birth to triplets.
“How in God’s name did that happen?” says Paddy.
His wife replies, “Remember that night I was very dry, and we had no Vaseline, so you used 3 in 1 oil?”
“Bejaysus,” says Paddy,
“I’m f*in’ glad I didn’t use WD40!!”**
If you have ever walked through a neighborhood at night and noticed a porch glowing with a soft purple light, you may have wondered why someone chose…
If you have ever walked through a neighborhood at night and noticed a porch glowing with a soft purple light, you may have wondered why someone chose…
It might look like just another weed creeping through cracks in sidewalks or garden beds, but purslane is far from ordinary. Often pulled up and discarded, this…
It might look like just another weed creeping through cracks in sidewalks or garden beds, but purslane is far from ordinary. Often pulled up and discarded, this…
Most people move through their homes almost automatically. Over time, we learn where everything is, and small details fade into the background. Because a home feels familiar…
Most people move through their homes almost automatically. Over time, we learn where everything is, and small details fade into the background. Because a home feels familiar…
