Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies.
The principal asks again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air,” Johnny says with a grin.
Sometimes, everyday moments can take an unexpected turn. That’s exactly what happened to Nina Rossby during a routine laundry session at her boyfriend’s home. While sorting clothes,…
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My grandfather became my whole world after I lost my parents in a house fire when I was just one year old. I don’t remember that night,…
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Some salads feel like a routine choice, but others completely change how we experience healthy meals. This salad falls into the second category, combining bright colors, fresh…
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