I took…

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. “Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

Related Posts

Dad whose body is completely covered in tattoos undergoes transformation for the sake of his young daughter

It’s his tattoos that garner the most attention, however, and that’s hardly a surprise given that he’s covered head to toe. All told, Ethan revealed that he…

A Cappella ‘God Bless The USA’ By Home Free With Lee Greenwood And US Air Force Band

The a cappella men of Home Free share their patriotic rendition of ‘God Bless The USA’ featuring Lee Greenwood and The United States Air Force Band. ‘God…

Mocked for Marrying Her, Years Later They Regret.

Mocked for Marrying Her, Years Later They Regret. Embracing our imperfections is the key to truly enjoying life. However, achieving this is not a simple task. The…

Mom With Over 800 Tattoos Called A Freak – Struggles To Secure Job As Businesses Won’t Hire Her

A mother’s two adoring children continue to look up to her as a role model despite the fact that her peers have called her a “freak.” There…

Embracing Love and Technology: Rosanna’s Unconventional Relationship

Artificial intelligence (AI) has become a hot topic in recent years, sparking both excitement and concern. For 36-year-old Rosanna Ramos from New York, AI has transformed her…

Homeless couple receives backlash for saying employment is not for them

This homeless couple’s decision to reject traditional work and opt for a tent lifestyle has sparked controversy and drawn criticism from all around. “Homelessness isn’t wrong if…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *