Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming

Alec Baldwin will most likely be spending about five years in prison for involuntary manslaughter for his disregard for human life on the set of “Rust.” That leaves the question…what happens to the film itself?

While some believe it should be scrapped as a bad memory, others want it to go on. The woman who died settled a suit with Baldwin that gives her husband an EP spot and a wad of cash if the film gets made, so onward it goes. One big change: Keanu Reeves will take over in the leading role.

“Nobody wants Baldwin here anymore,” said set designer Joe Barron, “but we want Halyna’s family to at least have some financial security.” The casting director, Art Tubolls,, said Keanu Reeves was the obvious choice.

“Not only is he someone even the taters like, but he’s also the nicest guy in the world,” said Tubolls, “all we had to do was mention her kid and he had no choice. We’re not even paying him.”

“They wanted to pay me,” Reeves told us via email, “but I wouldn’t have it. I said to give it to the kid, and then I added a million of my own scratch to pay homeless people in the area as extras.” All told, the project will cost Reeves about $3 million and a year of his life. “It’s worth it to make someone smile,” he said.

If only there were more like him, we could come up with stuff like this all day long. God Bless you, Keanu Reeves. And God Bless America.

Related Posts

Teen Girl Finds Dad Sitting In Odd Spot, Instantly Snaps Photo When She Realizes Why

Note: we are republishing this story which originally made the news in April 2017. A photo of a man keeping his wife company as she underwent isolation…

Longtime Legendary Talk Show Host Jerry Springer Dead at 79

Jerry Springer, the longtime talk show host, died Thursday at his home in suburban Chicago at age 79. “Jerry’s ability to connect with people was at the…

McDonald’s Is Going To Serve “Adult”

McDonald’s customers, get ready to relive your childhood memories, because the fast-food giant is bringing back Adult Happy Meals and McNugget Buddies. This exciting news has fans…

Now We Finally Know Why Target Has Those Big Red Balls Out Front

My family makes a trip to Target at least every month or so. We love buying from this Minnesota brand because they are conscious of the struggles…

If You Start Seeing These Vending Machines In Your Neighborhood, It’s Time To Pack Up And Move

On Long Island, New York, not too far east from Brooklyn and Queens, criminals are installing horrible vending machines that promise the destroy the local communities. These…

Woman defends decision to tattoo boyfriend’s name on forehead, says it’s an expression of love

A woman who tattoed her boyfriend’s name on her forehead is defending her face art, suggesting that anyone who refuses to do the same, isn’t really in love….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *