Funny Joke: A man dating three women has to choose which one he’ll marry – he gives them a test

A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he’ll marry.

He decides to give them a test.

He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first woman does a total make-over.

She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.

As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third woman invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,…

… Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.

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