A 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman..

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired after all this excitement. I’m going to go to bed. See you in the morning.” She say ok, and off he goes to bed, while she stays in the living room of their honeymoon suite.

11pm that night, he comes into the living room and begins to make passionate love to his new wife. Once they finish up, he once again excuses himself and goes back to bed. The young woman is so exhausted, that she falls asleep right there on the couch.

1am that same night, he comes into the living room again, wakes her up again, and they once again make passionate, incredible, mind-blowing love. She’s amazed at his stamina and performance, especially for a man as old as he is! This time was better than the last, too! Once again, they finish up and he goes off to bed. She, same as before, passes out on the couch with a smile from ear to ear.

3am that same night, he once AGAIN comes into the living room and wakes her, ready to kick off round three. This time, she stops her stallion of a husband and asks him, “Dear, how do you do it?! How can you come in here two times already tonight and be ready for a third go?!”

He looks at her with a twinkle in his eye and says… “I was here twice already?!”

Related Posts

This Song Was Recorded in 1955 — and It’s Still One of the Best Ever

Written by Alex North and Hy Zaret in 1955, Unchained Melody has earned its place as one of the most iconic songs in music history, resonating across…

When Calm Resolve Changed a Workplace

When my son Liam was hospitalized after a serious accident, everything else faded into the background. The beeping monitors, the sleepless nights in a plastic chair, the…

I Brought My Mom to Prom, and It Changed Everything

My mother was still in high school when she found out she was pregnant with me. My biological father disappeared the moment she told him, leaving her…

The Biggest Energy Drainer in Your Home

Modern homes are filled with helpful appliances designed to make daily life easier, but many of them quietly use energy even when we are not actively using…

What the Handshake Symbol on a Parking Space Really Means

Residents of Pembroke, Ontario, may notice a new handshake symbol painted on select parking spaces outside the Pembroke Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) station on International Drive. These…

When a Man Walks Into a Bar

The Silent Treatment A man drinks at a bar after arguing with his wife. “She won’t speak to me for a month,” he sighs. The bartender says,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *