The Fertile 70 Year Old

An 70-year-old married a 20-year-old. A year after the wedding the couple arrives at the delivery room. A male boy weighing 3.5 kg was born, healthy and beautiful. The nurse asks the old man “Yours?” “Yes,” the old man replies proudly. “Congratulations,” the nurse replies. “Well…” says the old man, “the old engine still runs!” Two years later the duo arrives at the delivery room again. A 3.5 kg girl was born, healthy and beautiful. The nurse asks the old man: “Yours?”. “Yes” the old man answers. “Well done” the nurse answers. “The engine still runs!” said the old man. After two more years, they come to the delivery room again. A 3.5-year-old male son is born, healthy and beautiful. The nurse asks the old man: “Yours?”. “Yes,” the old man replies. “Congratulations,” the nurse says, “that’s really impressive.” “Well…” says the old man, “the engine is STILL running!” “Well… says the nurse, “you may want to change the oil, the last one came out black.”Funny

Related Posts

At 103, He Remains One of Hollywood’s Most Inspiring Figures

Even in 2025, some of the world’s oldest living stars continue to inspire millions. Their careers shaped film, television, and music for generations, and their legacies remain…

The Silent Damage of Choosing the Wrong Partner for the Night

Sleeping with the wrong person can create emotional turmoil that lasts far beyond the encounter. When intimacy is shared with someone who doesn’t value or respect you,…

The 1960 Song That Transformed Country Music—Here’s the Real Story

In 1960, a groundbreaking song emerged that left a lasting mark on both country and pop music. At a time when the industry was shifting toward new…

You Won’t Believe This… I Didn’t Realize Before!

Eggs are a household essential known for their nutrition and versatility, yet debates often arise over whether expired eggs are still safe to eat. Understanding what expiration…

The 103-Year-Old Star Who Still Outshines Everyone

Even in 2025, some of the world’s oldest living stars continue to inspire millions. Their careers shaped film, television, and music for generations, and their legacies remain…

A Stranger Handed Me a Hairpin… What I Learned Still Haunts Me

I still remember the pounding of my heart the day my four-year-old son vanished in a crowded mall. One moment he was beside me, the next he…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *