(2) Hunter Freezes After Spotting a Massive Grizzly Bear

When he catches up to the bear, the bear says,
“Did you shoot me again?”
The hunter, trembling, says, “Yes.”
The bear says,
“Well, maybe this will teach you,”
whereupon it grabs up the hunter, rips off his already tattered clothing, throws him violently to the ground, and really rips him a new one.

The hunter eventually gets to his feet, bared and dazed, and he decides he’s going after the bear one more time.
He trips through dense underbrush, he trudges through soupy swamps, and he treks across vast valleys, and finally he finds the bear only a hundred yards away, across a small opening.
He takes careful aim, holds his breath, and pulls the trigger.
The hunter, already exhausted, sprints up to the bear.

The bear says, “Did you shoot me AGAIN?”
The hunter says, “Yep.”
So the bear says,
“You didn’t really come here to hunt, did you?”

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