An 80-Year-Old Woman Walked Into a Tattoo Shop With One Final Request

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”.
The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you like this tattoo?”
Old lady: “actually I want two, one on the inside of my left thigh and one and the inside of my right thigh”

Artist: “you know how much this will hurt? Are you really sure you want them there?”
Old lady barks at him: “of course I know that’s where I want them! I don’t care how much it will hurt!”

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