A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts “did you find the shampoo?”
He answers “Yes but I’m
not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair and I just wet mine.
A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.
He spends the next 2 hours, A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”. He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone
“My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!” Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”.
