2) Little Johnny Walks in on his mother

“Dad,” he said curiously, “what’s that big long thing hanging between your legs?” His father chuckled and answered simply, “That’s called a snake, son.” A few days later, Johnny walked into the bathroom again and saw his mom in the tub.

His curiosity hadn’t faded, and this time, he noticed something else.
“Mom,” he asked, “what are those two saggy things hanging above your belly button?” With a warm smile, she replied, “Those are my headlights, sweetie.”

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