The kid says,
“You said to wait ten years, so I did.”
Did you practice on the tree-like I told you?”
“Yes ma’am, I did!”
The Madam is so impressed that she walks him upstairs to the best lady in the house.
As the lady undresses, the kid walks over to the closet, grabs a broom, and starts whacking the prostitute.
The lady screams, “What are you doing kid?”
“Checking for squirrels.”
Brent and his wife, Stephanie, were overjoyed after years of trying to have a child. But the moment their baby was born, joy turned into shock—she had…
how recessive genes could cause such surprises, and suddenly it all made sense. But Brent was overwhelmed with guilt for ever doubting Stephanie. Back in the hospital…
Becoming an FBI agent is no easy feat. The selection process is rigorous, and one of the most challenging parts is the FBI test itself. This test…
Peter and I had been married for three years. We met during a whirlwind summer, and everything just clicked. He was smart, funny, and kind, everything I’d…
Germany was beautiful, and Peter was thrilled to be back in his home country, But I struggled. I missed my family and friends. And Peter’s family, well,…
An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a brothel… The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?” The kid says,…
