The drunk replied, “Half a block up the street.” “Then why are we looking here?” The drunk shrugged, “The light’s better here.”
A tourist in Arkansas saw a man playing the fiddle on a porch in the rain. “Why not go inside?” he asked. “Roof leaks,” said the man. “Then fix it!” “Can’t—it’s raining.” “Why not on a sunny day?” “Roof don’t leak when it’s sunny!”
Pregnancy should have been a joyful time. Instead, it was the loneliest chapter of my life. My husband Arnie, once loving and attentive, turned cold the moment…
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The well-known political analyst Lou Dobbs passed away at the age of 78. Known for his tenure at CNN and Fox News, Dobbs was a divisive figure,…
He was one of CNN’s first reporters, hosting the business news program Moneyline in 1980. Due to controversy surrounding his coverage of illegal immigration, Dobbs departed CNN…
The night our parents died, we lost more than just a family — we lost everything. But in the darkest moments, my siblings and I made a…
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