A man returned home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. Surprised, he asked, “Where are you going?” She replied, “To Las Vegas! I discovered men will pay me $500 cash for what I do for you for free!” After a moment of contemplation, the man began packing his bags, much to his wife’s dismay. “What do you think you’re doing?” she screamed. His response? “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’ll manage on $1,000 a year!”

In another incident, an elderly lady was about to park when a young man in a new red Mercedes cut in and took her spot. Upset, the old lady approached him and said, “I was going to park there!” The young man, being a smart alec, retorted, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”