A couple had been married for 30 years

A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband’s 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife said, “We’ve been so poor all these years, and l’ve never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.” The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband’s turn.He paused for a moment, and then said, “Well, l’d like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me.” The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.

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